Lionel Messi to move to Chelsea F.C

Chelsea and Barcelona (and adidas!!!) are locked in negotiations over a £250-million transfer for world superstar Lionel Messi.
“Proof” of this blockbuster deal can be found within Messi’s recent Instagram activity, as the Argentinian followed @chelseafc on Instagram, a duplicitous act spotted by many of his 8.7 million followers on the social media network.

Look at little Leo, plotting his record-breaking move and dropping not-so-subtle hints right in front of our faces. The audacity. 
Lionel Messi’s Instagram activity has the world convinced he’s signing with Chelsea.
Further fueling speculation of Messi’s impending move away from the Camp Nou, he missed Monday’s training session with an “upset stomach.” Right. I played that card when I didn’t want to go to school, too.
Conspiracy theorists have even gone so far as to say, “adidas will help Chelsea pay Messi’s transfer fee,” simply because the London club’s gear is supplied by the sportswear outfitter, and Messi is an adidas-sponsored athlete.